A good reason to "put down" humans...

Not much can be said for this story. It is irony wrapped in an enigma. But it just shows the amount of stupidity running rampant in this world. As reported by the Associated Press:


Va. SPCA exec's dog dies after 4 hours in hot car

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- An executive for an anti-animal cruelty group says her 16-year-old blind and deaf dog died after she accidentally left him in her hot car for four hours.

Robin Starr, the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, says she didn't realize "Louie" was in the car until noon. Starr's husband, Ed, told the Richmond Times-Dispatch he put the dog in her car as she got ready for work Aug. 19. She often took the dog to work with her.

Robin Starr took the dog to two clinics, but he died of kidney failure.

The National Weather Service says the temperature had reached 91 degrees by noon that day.

The board of the SPCA says it still supports Starr, who has been CEO since 1997 and does not plan to resign. It was unclear whether she would be charged.


What? Really? Not going to resign?

• YOU ARE THE CEO OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT FIGHTS AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!
• YOU BAKED AN ELDERLY DOG IN YOUR DAMN CAR!!!!
• YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BREATH, NOT TO MENTION RUN A COMPANY LIKE THIS.

And her excuse, Oops, I didn't know. What? Why is no one held to any standards anymore. When did Oops become a get out of jail free card.

• Oops, I shot my damn fool self in the leg trying to pull my gun out of my sweats.
• Oops, I drowned dogs for a while, but I can throw a ball.
• Oops, we photo-shopped a black guy out of our overseas adds, please buy our computers.
• Oops, I smoked crack ever since I found my mouth, please let me be mayor....twice....now a councilman. Oh yeah and Oops on the stalking and tax evasion.

WTF people? We need to take a real close look at our brother or sister human next to us, and smack that fool on the back of the head. Because there are stupid people everywhere.

Thus saith the King.

I need a hero...

A story hit the front pages yesterday about a man that went into a gym that he frequented.

Entered a dance class with 30 people, mostly women, in it.
Rummaged through his duffel bag.
Turned out the lights.

And opened fire on the entire class. Eye witnesses described it as flashes in the dark. With each of these muzzle flashes, George Sodoni was condemning the ones who had rejected him for some 48 years. When the smoke cleared 3 women were dead and 9 others were wounded. And of course this sorry, sadistic loser turned the guns on himself.

Now he wasn't actually targeting any one individual. Just women in general. He claimed in his diary, what I can only describe as mental bowel movements on paper, that he has spent his entire life being rejected by women.

And that is all the free press I am going to give this worthless, weak, and sick individual. Because my wife and queen of Claydonia stated: "I don't like giving anti social losers the the time of day. This is what he wanted....somebody to see him."

I don't give a shit about this man's woes, or how his mommy didn't hug him enough, or his daddy wasn't there, or whatever reason he might claim. What I am saying is that ALL of us have had awkward times with the opposite sex. It's called HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!! And, yes, there are some of them that never get past 1st base and turn around to find themselves 30 or 40 years old and never having touched "lady parts." BIG DEAL!!! You know what normal people like that do? One of two things.

1. Since they didn't spend college in the back of a beat up Volvo station wagon, they get really good grades, which lead to really good jobs, which leads to women wanting a sugar daddy. All of you women out there who just got really offended, suck it up, you all know there are girls like this out there. They are the ones you gossip about before church starts. And yes, I went there. So sue me for calling church what it is.
2. PAY FOR IT!!!!!! This is why Las Vegas and the Bunny Ranch exist. Jesus, you have a good job and lots of money. Figure it out. Round peg goes in the round hole.

So that takes care of how to handle the issue about contact with the women-folk. Now onto the point of the title of this blog. I, King of Claydonia, need some more heroes. Sully was too long ago and they never released the names of the awesome guys that sniped those pirates to save the American ship captain. I would have sent them a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and my first born for that little stunt.

So why is it that we have no more heroes? Idiots like this Sodini douche, the VA Tech and Columbine shooters are all doing it the wrong way. As the bad guy, you have no right to decide when your life ends. You are supposed to go in, take some hostages, and stand by a window. At that point you will allow what should be done to be done. That being turning your head into a pink mist from 1000 yards away. Thus giving you what you wanted...to die; and me what I wanted.....a hero to admire and a great story for my grand kids someday.

Look I know there are F-ed up people out there, and that they are going to do horrible things to their fellow man. All that I ask is to let the ending of their life be a spectacle for the ages. Don't turn the gun on yourself, all that does is make the few negotiators talking with you have to pretend to care about you for a hot second. Let someone be a hero! Is that too much to ask?